QUEEN JADE #504719-6 (prizzinbytch) wrote in ramen_noodles,
QUEEN JADE #504719-6
prizzinbytch
ramen_noodles

I GOTSA 2 BANGIN ASS RESIPEZ 4 Y'ALL!!!

DIS IS DA WORLD FAMOUS RESIPEZ USED ALL OVER DA PRIZZINS IN DA USA!! ALL DA PRIZZIN QUEENZ B MAKIN DEEZ BANGIN ASS DINNAS GARUNTEED NOT 2 DISAPPOINT N KEEP A JAIL RAT LIKE ME FED!!

WELL DIS IS WHAT U NEED 4 DA 1ST 1:

U NEED 2 EITHER W8 4 PERMISSION 2 USE DA MICROWAVE OR WEN DA CO OFFISERS BRING A TUB OF HOT WATER
UR PLASTIC BOWL WIT LID FROM COMMISSARY
A CAN OF SUMMER SUASAGE
HARD BOILED EGG FROM BREFFAS IN DA A.M. IF DEY GAVE DEM OUT 2DAY
CHEEZE WHIZ PACKETS
CAN OF MAKEROLE
PAKET OF BUMBLE B TUNA
SLIMJIMS - OPTIONAL
RAMEN NOODLES NE KIND!!

YO MAKE SURE U GOT ALL DIS SHIT ON COMMISARY DIS WEEK OR UR SCREWD!!! BOIL DA RAMENZ WITH DA HOT WATER N MAKE SURE 2 USE UR BOWL W/ DA LID FROM COMMISARY.  ALSO PUT UR SUMMER SAUSAGES ALL ^ IN DAT PIECE SO DEY NICE N HOT. ADD DA TUNA N MAKROLE 2 WHILE DA NOODLEZ IS COOKIN!!! COOK NO MORE DEN 3 MINUTES!!

CHOP UP UR EGG N MINCE UP UR SLIMJIMS WHILE WAITIN 4 DIS SHIT TO COOK... MAN DIS SEEMS LIKE 4EVA CUZ IM MUTHAFUKKEN STARVING ^ IN DIS JOINT YO!! WELL DRAIN DA NOODLES N ADD DA EGG FLAVA PAKKET N SLIMJIMS 2 DEM N STIR IN DAW CHEEZ WHIZ N MAKE SURE UR BOO IS HUNGRY N DIS WORX BEST IF SHES MAD AT U CUZ DIS'LL CHEER NE BOO ^ N IF IT DONT DEN FUKK DEM HOEZ!!

DA 2ND RESIPE:

DA CLINK WOK DON POO TANG TIE NOODLES PLADDER

RAMEN NOODLES OREANTEL KIND
RAISINS DAT U STOLE FROM DA KITCHEN
PEANUT BUTTA FRUM DA COMMISARY PAKKETZ
I DUNNO ADD SUM VEGGZ 2 IT IF U LIKE??
FRUIT COCKTALE CHUNX

WELL COOK DA NOODLEZ WIT DA SAME HOT WATER WIT DA RASINS 4 3 MINS
ADD DA PEE BEE WEN DEM BYTCHEZ IZ DRAINED SUCKA!! U FEEL ME BOO??
ADD DA FRUIT COCKTALE N VEGGZ N ENJOY!!!

INSTED OF BEING ALL ^ IN DA PENN U CAN PRETEND U ^ IN DA PENN IN TYELAND!!!

PEACE OUT!!!
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