QUEEN JADE #504719-6 (prizzinbytch) wrote in ramen_noodles,
QUEEN JADE #504719-6
prizzinbytch
ramen_noodles

I GOTSA 2 BANGIN ASS RESIPEZ 4 Y'ALL!!!

DIS IS DA WORLD FAMOUS RESIPEZ USED ALL OVER DA PRIZZINS IN DA USA!! ALL DA PRIZZIN QUEENZ B MAKIN DEEZ BANGIN ASS DINNAS GARUNTEED NOT 2 DISAPPOINT N KEEP A JAIL RAT LIKE ME FED!!

WELL DIS IS WHAT U NEED 4 DA 1ST 1:

U NEED 2 EITHER W8 4 PERMISSION 2 USE DA MICROWAVE OR WEN DA CO OFFISERS BRING A TUB OF HOT WATER
UR PLASTIC BOWL WIT LID FROM COMMISSARY
A CAN OF SUMMER SUASAGE
HARD BOILED EGG FROM BREFFAS IN DA A.M. IF DEY GAVE DEM OUT 2DAY
CHEEZE WHIZ PACKETS
CAN OF MAKEROLE
PAKET OF BUMBLE B TUNA
SLIMJIMS - OPTIONAL
RAMEN NOODLES NE KIND!!

YO MAKE SURE U GOT ALL DIS SHIT ON COMMISARY DIS WEEK OR UR SCREWD!!! BOIL DA RAMENZ WITH DA HOT WATER N MAKE SURE 2 USE UR BOWL W/ DA LID FROM COMMISARY.  ALSO PUT UR SUMMER SAUSAGES ALL ^ IN DAT PIECE SO DEY NICE N HOT. ADD DA TUNA N MAKROLE 2 WHILE DA NOODLEZ IS COOKIN!!! COOK NO MORE DEN 3 MINUTES!!

CHOP UP UR EGG N MINCE UP UR SLIMJIMS WHILE WAITIN 4 DIS SHIT TO COOK... MAN DIS SEEMS LIKE 4EVA CUZ IM MUTHAFUKKEN STARVING ^ IN DIS JOINT YO!! WELL DRAIN DA NOODLES N ADD DA EGG FLAVA PAKKET N SLIMJIMS 2 DEM N STIR IN DAW CHEEZ WHIZ N MAKE SURE UR BOO IS HUNGRY N DIS WORX BEST IF SHES MAD AT U CUZ DIS'LL CHEER NE BOO ^ N IF IT DONT DEN FUKK DEM HOEZ!!

DA 2ND RESIPE:

DA CLINK WOK DON POO TANG TIE NOODLES PLADDER

RAMEN NOODLES OREANTEL KIND
RAISINS DAT U STOLE FROM DA KITCHEN
PEANUT BUTTA FRUM DA COMMISARY PAKKETZ
I DUNNO ADD SUM VEGGZ 2 IT IF U LIKE??
FRUIT COCKTALE CHUNX

WELL COOK DA NOODLEZ WIT DA SAME HOT WATER WIT DA RASINS 4 3 MINS
ADD DA PEE BEE WEN DEM BYTCHEZ IZ DRAINED SUCKA!! U FEEL ME BOO??
ADD DA FRUIT COCKTALE N VEGGZ N ENJOY!!!

INSTED OF BEING ALL ^ IN DA PENN U CAN PRETEND U ^ IN DA PENN IN TYELAND!!!

PEACE OUT!!!
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Anonymous

November 5 2009, 07:50:58 UTC 7 years ago

Damn, you sexy bitch. I'm now eating cup 'o' noodles because of you. I'd love tohave you come over and cook dinner for me something. There's something very sexy about a hot mullet cooking you dinner.
FUKK YEA DA MO' DA MERRIER!!! RAMEN AIN'T JUS FOOD ITZ A WAY OV LIFE N A MEANZ OF SURVIVAL ^ IN DIS JAIL..

BUT YEA WHO R U?? I NOTISE UR ANONNAMOUS..

NE WAY I'D LOVE 4 U 2 PULL MY MULLET N SPANK DA DAYLITES OUTTA ME BUT SHHHHH... DUN TELL MAH BOO!!!

Anonymous

November 5 2009, 17:24:31 UTC 7 years ago

That was so fuckin hard to read
WELL LIKE WE ALWAYS SAYS ^ IN DIS PEACE IF U DUN LIKE IT DEN DUN READ IT!!!!